Modifications made to The Patriot
Act will enable you to include The United States of America (for example:
Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor.)
The super computer eclectic will
aid you in capturing the spirit of We, The People to get a homework assignment
done on creating a tour book for The South Bronx.
As always, you choose your
all-girl team from Face Book.
However, it is imperative you
include on this mission retired Commander James Carter who got his hands dirty
by rebuilding houses in Habitat For Humanity.
He is currently working for
peanuts on his farm.
If you are captured and subjected to the
enhanced interrogation techniques of Oprah Winfrey, The View and others in the
liberal media, you will enjoy the torture while all knowledge of your actions
will be disavowed and made into a movie by Ben Affleck.
Once exposed, you’ll never be
able to eat in privacy under The Golden Arches again.
This coded message in plain English
will unfriend you in 3…2…1
And the fuse is lit.
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